↳ Lana Parrilla as Ashley Williams
“Why is it that whenever someone says ‘with all due respect’ they really mean ‘kiss my ass’?”
Me: can I hug you?
Lana: sure…. I guess so.
Me: *hugs her*
Me: *hour later still hugging her and gopping her breast.
Me: hi!
Robert: Hello dearie
Me: can you say something for me?
Robert: sure what is it?
Me: can you say ‘all men come with a price’?
Robert: okay. “All men come with a price”
Me: *fangirl stare*
Me: Aw your so adorable did Regina give you an adorable curse?
Jared: I don’t think it would be a curse, and thank you. *adorable smile*
Me: Aw! that smile!!! *take his hand* I declare you as my new husbend!
Jared: what? new husbend? who was the first?
Me: Matt Smith, then Benedict Cumberbatch, and now you.
Me: do you like being a Timelord?
Matt: oh yes, I enjoy it a lot really.
Me: do you like being married to Alex?
Matt: on the show yes, in real life nah, I think she has someone already.
Me: *steal Matt and marries him*
Me: have you ever meet Lana Parrilla?
Alex: who?
Me: your future wife, Lana Parrilla, the Evil Queen.
Alex: what?! Wife? no, no I’m str-
Me: *steal Alex and Lana and force them to marry*
Me: were you born ginger?
Benedict: no I wasn’t
Me: did you want to be born ginger?
Benedict: um.. I’m not sure…
